Please read Press Release below and click here to view video:
April 1, 2021*
PRESS RELEASE for immediate release:
Shakespeare by the Flea is pleased to announce a new revenue stream program –
Box Breaker.
As more and more people order online, more and more boxes pile up. It is no small task to break these boxes down… until now.
SBTF Box Breaker is a program that will connect a pack of canine** volunteers to flatten, break down, and yes indeed – destroy cardboard boxes. These carefully screened, carefully supervised canines (or other creatures) will be handled by pack leader human volunteers and dispatched throughout the communities typically served by members of our Shakespeare family pack.
A modest required minimum suggested donation will be made when scheduling a Box Breaker visit on a dedicated SBTF Box Breaker web site, yet to be built.
Please tell your friends, family and neighbors about this innovative Box breaking program.
If you or someone you know would like to volunteer as a Box Breaker pack leader and/or your canine(s), or canine(s) you know, would be great candidates as Box Breakers please contact us and you can help be part of flattening things everywhere.
** Note that while the pilot test of SBTF Box Breaker program was manned by a spayed canine, SBTF is open to ALL domesticated animals who would enjoy Box Breaking — whether by chewing, pouncing, scratching, pecking, or just plain crushing. All critters must be domesticated and current on State and County vaccinations. Please note that boxes are not to be eaten.
Thank you for your continued support during these difficult times and your tremendous response as we find new ways to interact.
Woof Woof Arf,
Shakespeare by the Flea
* April Fools on SBTF time!